Tommy's Post: Fashion Figure Inc

After Heather, the deluge. In case you're wondering, I'm the deluge. Deluge of what, pray tell Mr Dennis? Since you asked internet, the deluge of high bro culture.  

Heather's previous post was all "Thinking Fast and Slow and shit" and all "yo boyfriend I gots a degree", so I'm hitting back with some "yo girl, I gots fashionz figurines!" cos' you know that's what I got. Toys dressed as anthropological species from the fashion world. Not from my fashion world cause all I got is that one dude who just looks like he owns a chain of mildly successful petrol stations. These men populate my life like flies... But until someone is metaphysical enough to depict that lifestyle in toy form you have to visit http://www.fashionfigureinc.com/. 

Like actually visit, don't be that guy whose doesn't do in-depth investigations , but actually go, because you know, you're worth it.

Smoking Pic of The Day!

2 for the price of 1. I think of the ocean and toothpaste when look into the middle dudes hater blockers.

Pharrell in Print!

Set to be released in October 2012, Pharrell's coffee table book includes contributors such as Takashi Murakami, Anna Wintour and Jay Z, all of whom Pharrell counts as close friends.

What's not to love?

Boys!

Boom!

Zac & Kate! Smokin' Hot!

Ignore the health warnings 'cause your extreme steez will kill you anyway.

Tuki Brando!

When a man is this handsome and rich AND he also happens to be Marlon Brando's grandson, then you just know that someone up there loves them.

Part time model/medical student (obviously) and progeny of possibly the greatest actor of all time, I present to you Tuki Brando.

Jack Huston!

Jack Huston is Angelica Huston's nephew, y'know the lady in all Wes Anderson movies..

Quite frankly he looks like a sex offender and with his long hair in the earlier pictures he looks even more worryingly like a "sweety man".

But his suits are amazing and he stars in Boardwalk empire which is one of my favourite shows. 

Screw The Tinker, Soldier and Spy..It's All About The Tailor!

So we finally watched it about a million years after the rest of the world.


And when I say we, I mean me, Heather was out within the first 10 minutes.


But I loved it.


Tom Hardy gets an honourable mention for that jacket and chambray shirt.

Bogie Versus Hova!

Humphrey Bogart
source: piccsy.com

Jay Z
source: weheartit.com

Romance 101:


Take one part old school Casanova.
Take one part Jigga, Young Hov.


Mix and serve. 


Bogie: I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. 


Hova: Ball so hard motherfucka wanna fine me.

Nick Wooster, The Second Coming!

Nicky Woo! Say it loud and say it fast. Sounds like a 70's Kung Fu master who likes to boogie.


Nick Wooster, so mighty that he has two blogposts.


Sir, I salute you.


P.S. I like him in that little hat.

The Friday Triple

If you're a bird then I'm a bird! 

Bucket list meet Maharajas Express.

Denim on denim. Only for the brave. 

Happy Friday! 

Adam Senn!

If you've watched MTV's The City then you have undoubtedly noticed Adam Senn.

Yes, he's a prat.

But he is also genetically blessed, very blessed.

He is now the new face of D&G Sport Fragrance and I think that the world is a better place for it. 

Lapo Elkann!

Lapo Elkann does not have a very Italian sounding surname, but if there is a living man who embodies Italian style it's certainly him.


Italy's best dressed son, scion of the legendary Gianni Agnelli and head of Fiat's marketing division.


He looks like a 60's playboy, he's handsome in an unusual way, stylish in his own way and amazing in every way. This guy is better than all of us.


Style is not what you wear, but how you wear it. 


Lapo is the walking, smoking and fucking manifestation of this.  


I think I'm in love with him (this is Tommy not Heather!). 


He represents the Europe we all dream about. The Europe of money, Formula 1 and beautiful suits.