This Is The Goal

I saw this on Twitter and I pulled a sad face.

It is just too much of everything that I want in life.

To explain:

MENSWEAR. The trend, the lifestyle, the clothes: I love it.

Also, Imma let you in on a little industry secret: a zebra crossing in an editorial = urban setting (probably NYC) = city girl with an amazing apartment and life. Thanks every magazine ever! Don't you see? She's on her phone which obviously = oh-this-is-just-my-weekday-steez. Obviously. 

Also, those shoes. Cut out detail is my thang dammit. 

Then there's also the whole ponytail situation. I have always had ponytail envy cause even when I had long hair, I never (not once) achieved this. 

I'm going for a haircut on Friday to save my self-esteem and end what appears to be the humble beginnings of a mullet. 

White Sock & Other Fantasies

This photo does things to me. 

Back in the dizzle, when I was would wear a moon-bag (with no irony), I would imagine my future to be something like this: smoking, sportswear X lifestyle and you-can't-sit-with-us eyes. I mean, it is like this photo is stolen from my ten year old brain. 

The bright white socks alone make me lick my lips. At the ripe old age of 25, I still attempt to recreate this vibe into my day-to-day look, although more cautiously and more aware of the omnipresence of my thighs. 

Unfortunately, I don't have you-can't-sit-with-us eyes, rather, I have been gifted with everybody-talk-to-me eyes which mean that I have been asked for advice, toilet paper and political insight from a menagerie of strangers. I actually enjoy talking to people so I don't mind, although I wish I could be Naomi cool. She's apparently dating Michael Fassbender hey... 

I should probably just go whole-hog and live my fashion dreams, I mean YOLO dressing is a thing (see here) but at 7 in the morning when I am getting dressed I don't think about fashion or anything really. I just think about tea and my afternoon nap; I'm basically a baby adult. I bought cute socks from Cotton On recently so it is a start. Like the Manrepeller says: Carpe Diem, it’s Latin for YOLO.

Like White On Rice

Yes please and thank you.

Why is Nike so amazing though?  

But on the real, these would break my O.C.D heart, they'd have to be in the washing machine on the daily. 

But let's just get 'em anyway.