But Ricky Martin

Homophobia is lame.

All homophobic rhetoric can be refuted by the simple phrase: BUT RICKY MARTIN! 

How amazing is this man?! 

Yo soy papa indeed Ricky!

Yoko Furusho!

Lately Pinterest has been stealing my waking hours. 

In the safe, super-organised world of Pinterest I can indulge my Susie Homemaker tendencies while pinning ubiquitous pictures of Ashley Madekwe (honestly, the girl is sublime). 

But every blue moon I come across something that makes my heart smigh (smile and sigh). 

Just yesterday I found the work of this lovely lady and I fell in love. 

The detail! The colours! The healthy dose of bunnies! I hope heaven looks like this. 

Fantastic things like this make me so happy that the internet exists! 

Click here and here and be happy and amazed too! 

P.S. The last picture is the interior wall of a fast-food chain in Asia. And that folks is why Asia is the best. 

Babies!

So like, it's Tuesday or whatever and you're like damn, can this shit get any worse... 

So you're thinking what'll steez up your day as you go hunting for photographers on the interwebs and looking for that Tumblr win...

One word, many connotations... Babies. 

Yip them kids, the larvae of our race. I've never been as happy as those days when the sun was a thing to love and muthafuckin shorts were the order of the day.  

And then at the end of this munchkin type style hunt, you're like "fuck the kids".

Banana Cat!

Pepe Shimada, you just baked a big smile on my face. 

Aint Nobody Got Time For That!

Pigs & Papa

For ten years photographer Toshiteru Yamaji captured this Japanese farmer's love for his dear piggys. 

I just love everything about this really. 

It kinda reminds me of the words of Abe Lincoln: "people are just as happy as they make up their minds to be”.

Make 'Em Mine!

Gimme! 

Learning How To Doodle

I spotted this on Twitter (check me out yo) and it got me all excited and inspired.

I really love drawing, ever since I mastered those 'M' shaped birds I've been doodling up a serious storm!

Jeffrey Fulvimari and Fafi are just the best. 

The above is my attempt at drawing (mostly copying) with a little Star Wars thrown in for good luck. 

Foxy Feet!

A while back whilst browsing for (shoe) porn on the interwebs I spotted these Charlotte Olympia kitty flats and it was love at first sight. I mean, c'mon, look at the little ears?!

Then recently on my trip to Dublin I found these foxy beauts at Urban Outfitters and I had to make 'em mine. 

Unicorns & Junya!

This hipster-fresh unicorn is courtesy of Wear This To That

This site miraculously fuses my great love of fashion with all things kawaii.

Plus, this unicorn is so on-trend with this Junya Watanabe camo jacket that this post pretty much wrote itself. 

I have to put it out there that I could technically buy this jacket since Mr. Porter ever so kindly ships to South Africa and this thought both excites me tremendously and depresses me Sylvia Plath style since the shipping costs alone are more than my Oros lifestyle can afford. 

Alas! One day is one day. 

Pretty Puhlease!

 I want one. So bad.

Turtles Are Surprisingly Fast Swimmers!

I watched this movie last night and the whole day I've been secretly smiling to myself thinking of the silliness. 

Japanese quirkiness at its best, I loved it.

Upon googling the main actress, Juri Ueno, I discovered Asian Wiki, which includes featured individual's blood types and comments such as "have my babies" with Skype numbers attached..

I like this kind of dedication, albeit misguided. 

By the way, if you were wondering, Juri is Type A. 

Gold For Style!

South Korea's Lee Sung- Jin. 

Jelly Babies!

Babies are amazing. Especially when they look like this. 

Doutzen Kroes!

Doutzen Kroes. Doutzen Kroes. Doutzen Kroes. 

I have the habit (some would say annoying habit) of wilding out with certain words or phrases.
I will repeat the specific word or phrase with a Tourettes-like regularity until a new word or phrase takes over.

Right now that golden phrase is "peche gourmand". It's a tea flavour; I have no worthwhile excuse...

I'm in the shower... peche gourmand! I'm driving... peche gourmand!

Once upon a time, much to Tommy's dismay my chosen mantra was the one and only Doutzen Kroes.

I was so obsessed that I googled her and realised that she is worthy of such attention.
What an enjoyable couple! And that baby is pure gold! Doutzen Kroes! 

Stylish Daddies!

Forget mewellery (men's jewellery). 

Forget GQ's must-have list. Hell, always forget that. 

Babies, cute and chubby babies are the hottest accessory for any man. 

Alexa Chung!

This Chanel sky blue tier dress is so lovely. 

Alexa was not only a (very) pretty face at the Chanel Numeros Prives party, she was also the DJ. 

What a showoff...

Dance For You!

Agent Provocateur, need I say more?

This tulle and lace babydoll is delicious. It just makes me wanna sing Beyonce's "Dance For You".

P.S. Agent Provocateur was started by Vivienne Westwood's son, Joseph Corre and his now ex-wife Serena Rees. 

Upgrade You!

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have been together since high school. That's a lifetime in Hollywood years! 

Yeah B, talk your shit, partner let me upgrade you
How you gon' upgrade me? What's higher than number one?
You know I used to beat that block and now I be's the block
Partner let me upgrade you. 

Beyonce knows best!