Waiting For Emails & Other Types of Hell

I watch the refresh-wheel-thingy spin on my phone, it says "Updated Just Now" but that was two minutes ago, TWO whole minutes... Ugh, I hate liars. When I read that last sentence I hear Tyga's verse on Deuces: I hate liars, fuck love I'm tired of tryin'. I feel you, dog, I feel you. 

The thing is, if you freelance or actually do absolutely anything that requires other people's approval or more importantly authorization to get paid, then waiting for emails is a thing. Not always a bad thing, I mean, Zadie Smith once replied to an email, but a thing nonetheless. 

But as the year enters its victory lap the only inbox that I will concern myself with is my mouth as I eat my way through Cape Town. 

P.S. PLEASE PAY ME YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE KTHANKSBYE.