When People Are The Worst

I be like: 

Then, if they persist:

And if it gets even worse, like it gets so bad it's sad: 

To be continued...

Kate & Company!

You party like this? Nah, didn't think so. 

Zac & Kate! Smokin' Hot!

Ignore the health warnings 'cause your extreme steez will kill you anyway.

Rihanna & Friends!

Everybody knows that Riri's B.F.F. is Katy Perry, but more interestingly my girl apparently also has Kate Moss and Gwyneth on speed dial. Wouldn't you?

I mean just look at this Matric dance pose with Gwyneth! Head tilt and all.

And in the snap with Kate they both pretty much have the same hairstyle.

All I'm saying is that Katy Perry has some serious competition. 

Naomi & Kate!

It is blatantly clear from my numerous other posts that I LOVE Kate Moss. I mean, I don't bring out the capital letters for just anyone.  

She's effortlessly cool and apparently she wears Keith Richards' black Levi's.

Naomi Campbell is also one of my faves, ever since I saw her, or rather, her gleaming collarbones on Larry King. The utter contrast between her beauty and Larry King had me spellbound and forever fearful of suspenders. 

Together, Naomi and Kate make my favourite model sandwich. 

In my next life I hope to be a hybrid of these beauts, with a lil' bit of Bobby Fischer thrown in for smarts. 

Johnny & Kate!

Before Johnny and Vanessa it was all about Johnny and Kate.

The world was probably a better place then. I mean just look at that snap of them smoking in unison!

Now Kate, my girl Kate, is married to that guy who wears bad suits. Bleh.

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn't love another". Johnny Depp

Why Can't We Be Friends?!

"My friends are my estate." Emily Dickinson

Kate's Wedding Day!

Kate (the far more exciting Kate), will wed The Kills guitarist Jamie Hince today.

The wedding has been described as "Glastonbury meets the Ritz". How Kate-esque!

Details on the dress are varying, but Kate always delivers in the fashion stakes so I can't wait to see the big reveal.

I only wish it was broadcast on TV!

P.S. Apparently there's an overlap in guests invited to both Charlene and Prince Albert's wedding on Saturday and Kate and Jamie's big day. Since Kate's wedding is a weekend affair the likes of Naomi Campbell and Karl Lagerfeld will have to attempt to juggle both or just snub one all-together. So the question remains, which wedding would you prefer to attend?

Haters gonna Hate!

You've got to love this picture.

Twinkle Twinkle...

I love stars. I scribble them. Wish on them. Collect them. I've also been known to stick star stickers on my cheek bone.

In fact, I even have one on my right foot.

Yup, I love 'em.

Smokin'!

"Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions"

I know it's bad, oh so bad. But, when smoking looks this good you have to at least consider picking up the habit, lungs be damned! I sure do..Chocolate ciggarettes, perhaps?

By the way, thanks Tebella for the inspiration *smiles*