Amber Heard!

 Everyone knows that Amber Heard is haaaht.

Everyone knows that Amber Heard is Johnny Depp's co-star in The Rum Diary.

But what everyone doesn't know (or at least, I didn't know) is that Amber Heard is dating a woman. Thanks Wikipedia! 

This somehow makes her even better, which is quite a feat since she's already a Guess model and has snogged The Depp and got paid for it. I've realized that this is a trend for my blog, being jealous of people who kiss for cash. 

Anyway, I can't wait to watch The Rum Diary! 

Johnny & Kate!

Before Johnny and Vanessa it was all about Johnny and Kate.

The world was probably a better place then. I mean just look at that snap of them smoking in unison!

Now Kate, my girl Kate, is married to that guy who wears bad suits. Bleh.

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn't love another". Johnny Depp