Waiting For Emails & Other Types of Hell

Monday, December 08, 2014

I watch the refresh-wheel-thingy spin on my phone, it says "Updated Just Now" but that was two minutes ago, TWO whole minutes... Ugh, I hate liars. When I read that last sentence I hear Tyga's verse on Deuces: I hate liars, fuck love I'm tired of tryin'. I feel you, dog, I feel you. 

The thing is, if you freelance or actually do absolutely anything that requires other people's approval or more importantly authorization to get paid, then waiting for emails is a thing. Not always a bad thing, I mean, Zadie Smith once replied to an email, but a thing nonetheless. 

But as the year enters its victory lap the only inbox that I will concern myself with is my mouth as I eat my way through Cape Town. 


P.S. PLEASE PAY ME YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE KTHANKSBYE. 

4 comments:

  1. I think that goes along with waiting for phone calls. Or waiting for deliveries.

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  2. PAY CLANCY THE MONEY.

    I hope you have a top shayela december, bro.

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    1. Thank you! I appoint you unofficial/official campaign manager for the nationwide PAY CLANCY THE MONEY TOUR.

      Thanks braah, all the way back to you. *mbahhh*

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  3. I used to freelance, too. Decided to go back to my old job after things were getting hectic and drowning in debts. Very funny and cool blog post by the way :)

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