So you've been seeing the real queen Esther all over the Tumblrsphere and you've naturally thought to yourself: my life would be so much better if I was just like Miss Quek...
Well, here is what you gotta do:
Become fashion director for The Rake magazine.
Wears a suit better than your boyfriend.
Get hair that makes people curse.
Tweet about "fried carrot cake" and menswear.