Why Don't You...

Buy someone flowers.

No matter what, no matter who, everyone loves a sweet smelling bunch of something pretty.

Or hey, buy some beautiful flowers just for you, just because. 

Develop a pornographic obsession with coffee.

A steamy cuppa is full of antioxidants and snaps like the above just do something for me.

Strangely, the first people to notice the effects of caffeine were Ethiopian shepherds who claimed that their goats got frisky and appeared to "dance" after snacking on coffee berries.